The snow had been falling pretty steadily for the last several hours. A cliche blanket of the stuff had covered near everything. No. It did cover everything. Absolutely everything. White as the mayor that morning.
I scratch my nose in irritation, sniff nice and hard, spit out what came down, and grumble silently. Which I say only because it has a nice image to it. Grumbling silently. Obviously one cannot grumble and stay completely silent. I’m still being poetic. Anyway the man in front-

Huh? What do you mean you want a true story? This is…
Fine.
Ok then.

It was still snowing. 90% of what I could see was affected by snow in some way. I was a little chilly and was just about to cut off a finger to win a bet…